Welcome, young apprentice, to the ancient art of making people wait. In this esteemed tome, you shall learn the intricacies of crafting schedules so labyrinthine, so convoluted, so delightfully frustrating that even the most patient of souls shall be driven to the brink of madness.
Continue to Chapter 2: The Science of Overcommitting Continue to Chapter 3: The Art of Misdirection Continue to Chapter 4: The Myth of the Impossible Continue to Chapter 5: The Practiced Hand